The Day Of the Office Terror
by Jean Ann Donnel
In hindsight we should have wondered more about the supposed harmless
comets. All over the earth the night before, comets, small and
supposedly harmless streaked across the night sky leaving trails of
glowing green vapor. It was a most impressive light show occurring
all over the world. Our governments assured us it was just harmless
comets burning up as they hit our atmosphere.
The next day started as any other. Traffic was heavy, horns honked,
I got a cup of hot coffee and a danish (despite my diet). A fresh
city breeze blew at my ruffled blouse as I entered the rat race that
was the office building, my work, my life sometimes it seemed.
It was so normal at first. John smiled at me as we shared the
danish...sharing means only HALF those calories so we could semi cheat
on our diets. Since dating fellow employees was SUPPOSEDLY forbidden
we didn't actually do more then smile and act friendly as I gave him
back his nightie from my place. He smiled his handsome chocolate
complexion catching the rays of the sun through the windows that
needed cleaning badly on the thirtieth floor. We went to work,
as usual dreading we might be the ones the big boys and girls in
the executive lounges would hatchet, trying to justify their martini
lunches. John and I always joked that him being African American,
me being a woman...we were the last majority/minorities still semi
enslaved in the world.
We could hear Myrna yelling at supplies so she could get her supplies to
make her sales quota, to hopefully get her bonus and survive another
year. She gulped down tumbs with her coffee every once in a while.
We heard the usual office gossip, who was doing who, who was breaking
up, who was cheating on who, who was back stabbing, who was getting
married, who was expecting a baby, who was retiring, who might get
laid off. The same I think with most places, a little human ant hill
in a box of concrete and glass, save ants tend to cooperate with one
another a bit more and don't I think take themselves as seriously.
Bob in Supplies came up to yell at Myrna, hiding his desire for her.
We kept hoping he'd just ask her out instead of always somehow losing
her supply requests so he could see her. A lot of us had suggested
we tell Bob that he was obviously never going to bed with her this way.
Tension sometimes begets sex, other times it begets violence and
Myrna didn't take stress and tension well. She'd most probably
one day start chasing Bob around the office with a stapler if he
didn't ease off and just invite her for a drink after work. A drink
after work would work better on Myrna anyway. A nice relaxing drink,
soft music, bet Bob used to play pranks on his little girlfriends
and may not have learned you get more with sugar then vinegar.
Betty was throwing a paper airplane at Mike in I. S. before he stepped
into the glass room that held the main frames and line printers.
She quickly went to work as a bigwig came by and Mike took the airplane
in the room, read it, tapped on the glass and gave her an A okay sign.
We guessed they were on for tonight.
It started with no warning at all. One moment Veronica came to
the copy machine to make copies. Veronica is the newbie in
accounting so had to make the copies with us lowly office types.
She never could get the copy machine to work so John and I always
made the copies for her. She bitches about the machine, our
signal to make copies. She in turn would make certain our paychecks
were NEVER wrong, hand delivered them to us and we ALWAYS got our
bonus's without error.
Veronica as typical stood by the copy machine and yelled at it. John
and I as typical joked you have to talk NICE to the machine for it to
work. Then it started!
The bottom copier doors flung open, throwing Veronica to the
floor. Out of the copier rubber hoses, belts and chains to
the drum came out and like tentacles wrapped around Veronica's
legs as she screamed. Before we could do a thing she was
pulled screaming into the copier, the sound of grinding gears
sickening us as spurts of blood shot from the inside of the
copier. She was pulled fully in as the doors slammed shut. We
ran towards the copier as her screams stopped and I swear the damn
thing burped. We retreated from the copier as the doors opened,
it looked as if it might want a second course.
We saw the phone handset wrap around poor Myrna's neck as Bob from
supplies tried to untangle it while fending off the computer terminal
attacking him. They went down together, embracing as Bob was finally
able to show Myrna how much he cared for her. Down as lovers,
their desire shown to late...they died in a spray of blood and
we heard slurping.
Mike in I. S. tried vainly to break the glass and get out of the
antiseptic room as the line printer cornered and devoured him.
Betty was going down to a group of rapid computer mouses that
acted like a pack of piranha. We saw poor Phil in legal try to
make a stand with a letter opener as staplers fired at him,
finally taking him down, blood and staples covering him. The
horror, oh the horror and John and I could do nothing.
They herded John and I into a supply room with a window. From the
window
we could see taxi's driving by, opening doors and grabbing screaming
people into them. Trash trucks that scooped up people as they ran and
the subway trains were no longer harmless transports as many fleeing
into the tunnels found out. We had a small battery operated radio
which had little but static. We had the idea the whole world was going
through the same thing. Only the most non technological societies would
be spared. But how long till these things would come after them?
We realized the comets the night before had been more then romantic
specks of burning debris in our atmosphere. Imagine if you will a
universe with no physical form, no reality as you and I know it,
perhaps no death, just an existence. Perhaps their science discovered
our universe and our little world with life was their first conquest.
Of course to affect anything in our universe they needed physical form.
For some reason they couldn't possess the living - perhaps because the
living already had a soul. So they took machines and our more advanced
tools. Empowered by a life force the things now lived, the creatures
now knew life and hunger and (here is the irony) they would soon learn
death.
Because of this though they had only JUST realized they need some of
us alive to breed. So here John and I are...the two most overweight
people on our floor. They want us to breed, the vending machines
came in throwing Pepsi and crackers from themselves at us and left
us alone. They probably have no idea how long it will take to breed,
or how long it takes a child to mature. They have no idea that a
living creature such as a complex animal needs care and love to grow,
so our first children would be doomed to die in loneliness anyway.
They do not realize you cannot rule by terror. That only a fool
breaks a horse...a broken horse will always turn on people in the end,
maiming, killing and being killed. That humans are the same. The
abused spouse ends up either killing themselves, killing their abusers
or both.
They do not know that life requires the carrot, the joy and some
type of hope. That the wild horse will respond to a gentle
word, hay and medical attention to let a rider on it's back. The
cow to warm barns, hay, grain and a quick stun in the feed lot as
they are slaughtered, otherwise they would stampeded and kill
having nothing to lose.
We don't have hope at this time. Maybe some humans will successfully
fight them. Maybe large animals will as well. Maybe the new rulers
of this world will learn to be good predators before destroying all
large animal life on this world. Most likely all large animals are
done for. Then the conquerers themselves will face extinction.
Large animals may well be done for. It's the small, the meek that
will not only survive but destroy these new life forms of metal,
plastic and rubber. Bacteria that eat plastic, rubber and metal.
Mice, cockroaches, spiders that can worm their way unseen into the
mechanisms until it is to late. The meek really will inherit the
earth. Then evolution will start all over with the surviving few
small life forms starting it all up again.
Mean while the last bit of hope is to take a few of them with us.
We hope this may save a few human lives for a while longer and
perhaps the human race might yet have a chance. So John and I
have finished our last meal of Pepsi and crackers. We have made love
one last time. We will shortly break the window and embracing jump
out and down, down, hopefully landing on one of the large death
dealing rapid transit buses. If we hit one this will mean one less
machine of massive death. We leave this written account in the
hope that somehow humans somewhere, somehow will survive and with
the help of the little life forms overcome these alien invaders.
If not, we have sealed this in a kevlar case, then in a bubble wrap in
the hope that one day the smaller life forms might evolve intelligence
and know what happened to the major life forms in this latest
extinction event on earth.
They looked at one another, broke the window and embracing they
prepared to jump...1, 2, 3, - the wind swept past them on the
way down as they tightly held on to one another....S P L A T
They got the rapid transit bus.
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