What seems to me like a few decades ago but was actually over 700 years due to all the time and space travel I accidentally fell through an ancient Time portal-star gate left behind by Atlantean's some 20,000 years ago while establishing the colony of Og in what is now the south west United States -while I was exploring some long buried caves beneath the abandoned gold mine where I lived in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado.

I found myself in the hold of a Gray Cyborg clone slaver ship in orbit of the Earth but headed for the Constellation of Aquarius. It was in that constellation near the Helix nebula that I escaped when a Reptilian Draco war ship mistook the Grays for renegades and a fire fight ensued.

I managed to escape in a life pod and was rescued by a sentient race of amphibious beings from a near by water world and eventually for my own protection was handed over to the "Cybernetic children of the ascendant" A race of super computer beings encased in massive world ark ships that house gigantic domes and spheres containing entire eco -systems and worlds rescued from oblivion.

Thus started my long strange adventures as a traveler of both time and space for some 700 years or more. I had managed to get away from the back water savage frontier world of Earth to become an intergalactic pirate radio station dj on Non station K.L.S.D. I brought Earths Rock N Roll and other music to the rest of the Galaxy and encored the wrath of the evil emperor "ZOR" of the Draco star empire an insidious race of intelligent reptiles that are tone deaf and hate all music-especially rock n roll. In the last few centuries I have become some what of a legend -not to mention a celebrity and media personality.

Just remember...." In space no one can hear you STAGGER."